So I was emailed these puns some time ago but I thought these were fitting to add to this blog. Dad would have loved these.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. Okay I know that was bad.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. . .a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.